By Eilene Lyon
“Aren’t you going to count your pairs?”
“Oh yes. Pair, two. Pair, four (cupping breasts), plus a pair of legs, a pair of arms, a pair of ears…”
“I don’t think you can peg points for those.”
[Neck-and-neck at the finish line – player drops a queen]
“Seventeen”
“Ohhhhnnnnggg!”
“What was that – an acid flashback? Did you have all the queens?”
“I used to have one.”
“No runs.”
“Sometimes it’s good not to have the runs.”
“Depends.”
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Ha ha! I’ll have to share some of those at the next cribbage match!
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I wondered if anyone else still played…
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Yes, love the game!
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Me too!
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🙂
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I don’t play but it still made me laugh!
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Oh, good! Laughter is always a good thing…
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Haven’t played in a long time. Funny you are.
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Not often, but fun once in a while.
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Haha!
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I don’t play but I got a good laugh!
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Some of those will work with other games!
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Haha! I’ve never played cribbage before but recently wanted to know how, so I watched a YTube video on how to play. So glad I did, or this post would’ve went right over my head.
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Nice blog
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Thank you!
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