By Eilene Lyon
Back in the mid-90s, a friend coerced talked me into joining her in taking an evening woodworking class at the new Bayfield High School. The school had a large, well-equipped shop and an excellent instructor. I enjoyed it so much I attended for about five years, until the instructor retired.
After building a nightstand from oak and a hutch from willow, I decided to tackle a major project. We constructed all our furniture from lumber and learned to make dado and dove-tail joints to put it together.
My big project: a four-poster queen bed with six drawers, a carved headboard, and lathe-turned footrail. The bed would be made entirely from scratch in mahogany. For this, I had to purchase my own set of carving tools.

I created a jungle scene for the headboard. Bob, the teacher, teased me about killing tropical trees to carve the tropics in them. I didn’t let it stop me. The headboard carving took me a couple years, then another year to build the rest of the bed. (We only did classes during one school term each year.)
The dark stain doesn’t photograph well, so I will describe it. A large snake begins near the top left and winds through the entire piece with the head, tongue extended, at the lower right. Left to right: bamboo shoots, a large butterfly, a philodendron, a leafy ground plant, a liana with a parrot perched on it, and a banana palm.
Carving tools, by the way, are extremely sharp. That never caused me any trouble until one evening. A Bayfield student, who was carving a dining-table top, visited our adult class to see my project. He asked, “Have you ever cut yourself with one of the tools?”
“No, never.”
Within the hour, I swear, I had pulled a bonehead move and managed to jab a tool into my right calf. Like slicing warm butter. We patched the deep cleft with a butterfly bandage. The scar has faded over the years, but is still visible.
It was a small price to pay for what I consider to be my finest handiwork. I intended it to be my lifetime bed. But I married a few years later and it didn’t fit the master bedroom. So now it serves as our spare bed. It was only a problem for one guest who was terrified of snakes, even a wooden one. She covered the headboard with a blanket in order to get some sleep!



My gosh Eilene! You are so talented in so many ways. This bed is just amazing.
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Thank you, Deb. I could not have done it without Bob’s instruction and the shop’s tools.
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You are always more impressive, Ms. Eilene.
Hey, if the shit really does hit the fan, you would be one of the integral members of a new community. Carpenter and historian! You do it all!
PS- lovely work and lovely quilt as well!
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Thank you, Marc. Wouldn’t have been able to do this on my own, for sure. I’m glad I had the opportunity to build a few things. I don’t ever want my own wood shop, though. Power saws, especially, give me the willies.
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Wow Eilene! What beautiful work! I am so very impressed.
As for cutting yourself… Every time my husband had been asked “have you ever cut yourself?” He would put down the tool and not use it for the rest of the day because he had been hexed. Almost ALL the accidents in his shop happened right after someone made a comment. What happens is it is now in your head – maybe subconsciously – and causes over-vigilence or simple accidents.
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I think he’s right about that. It was too coincidental! And I certainly never did it again.
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Every tine that would happen, his boss at the time would yell: OK! Who hexed Mick?
That is a good thing that you didn’t. Just make sure you step away for a period of time should someone foolishly speak to you again about the dangers 😉
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Agreed! I’m uber cautious around any tools. I have a knack for being clumsy!
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You and me both. I nuked some frozen blueberries this morning so I could add my chia seeds and yogurt. Taking the bowl out of the microwave, I knocked the top of it. Blueberry everywhere. Swear, Curse, Cuss….
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That does sound like a mess!
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Purple everywhere! Including my legs. That’s what happens when you take the two minutes between exercises to do something…
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Shifting focus leads to distracted disaster.😏
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Zactly!
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Wow!!! That’s incredible. I’m very impressed. I did woodworking at middle school, for three years – alas, even my bookend wasn’t quite square.
Your poor friend – that must be quite the fear of snakes.
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Thanks, Teresa. I got to take shop in middle school for a while. I like making things. I’m rather wary of saws, though. Having a great instructor made a big difference in how my furniture turned out. I screwed up the drawers on my hutch when I wasn’t supervised.😁
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How amazing! One of a kind, that’s for sure!
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Never to be replicated!
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WOW!! 😮
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Thanks!
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I’m impressed. You should be proud
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Thanks, Danny. I confess that I am!
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That’s incredible — and beautiful!
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Thank you, Martha!
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